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May 21 2018

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deep diving

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I am morally opposed to there being glass between me and these puppies (Underlook.org)

Such grace

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I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

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Jurassic World’s “Indoraptor” - and please see @palaeofail-explained‘s reblog for why it being genetically engineered in-universe does not explain its issues.

Here’s a quick drawing of the skull I mocked up, based on what’s implied externally, along with @skeletaldrawing‘s guide for reference:

A few things to note: 

  • The orbit (eye socket) is waaay too big, so the eyeball/sclerotic ring are just kinda floating around.
  • The back of the skull lacks (at least) the quadrate, and probably the quadratojugal as well. This means it lacks a jaw hinge.
  • The back of the skull also lacks a squamosal and occipital, as well as the aforementioned quadratojugal. This has two main effects:
  1. The temporal fenestrae are absent. These are the main points of attachment for the jaw muscles; therefore, the creature cannot close its jaw. Perhaps more significantly,
  2. These bones and this area of the skull compose the braincase. Therefore, as they are absent, the creature does not have a brain.

Looking more externally, it’s clear that the animal lacks other jaw muscles and air sacs that would be essential to real theropods. 

Its teeth make no sense, pointing in random directions and having no pattern or regularity to their distribution. They don’t seem to be well-supported either; this combined with their long, round, conical shape suggests that the creature specialises in catching fish, but it lacks any other featured associated with piscivory (such as an elongated snout, large numbers of teeth, etc).

It also entirely lacks lips. Readers who follow palaeontology will know of some debate over the presence/absence of lips in theropods, but the general consensus is thin lizard-like lips that would cover the teeth when the mouth was closed.

The way that the neck curves after leaving the back of the skull seems much too sharp for an animal with a head of this size; it likely doesn’t have the muscle or bone necessary to support it.

Finally, assuming this is supposed to be based off a dromaeosaur like Velociraptor, scaly or bare skin is just untenable. All skin impressions of dinosaurs even remotely close to them show feathers - after all, dromaeosaurs were some of the closest relatives of birds. They should be covered in feathers, including wings and a fan on the tail and some sort of down/contour feathers on the body. Places not feathered should have naked skin or scutes (distinct from scales).

And for the inevitable people who say that this doesn’t matter, that it’s genetically engineered in-universe - it does. People do get much of their education from pop culture. Dinosaurs may not be the most vital subject in the world, but constantly having one’s conceptions reinforced and science/the real world ignored for no good reason is lazy at best and actively counterintuitive to science education at worst. People should not be taught to ignore science and facts.

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adhd culture is procrastinating everything, even the things that you want to do

adhd culture is thinking it is procrastinating everything, even though it is executive dysfunction

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The tone and the absolute Nihilism of this video terrifies me beyond reason

he did that!

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saw this on the new Devour Grilled Cheese and I lost my mind

#hey ushas remember your post about voring deadpool? #or was that deadpool voring wolverine

It was Deadpool voring Wolverine and I can’t believe you remembered that.


myth: racism declines with time

reality: racism adapts to prevailing norms

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Don’t you just love these fat cats as much as me?

These are available now!


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They say you should always do your best to lift your friends spirits whenever you can.
I just lift my friends. 💪
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- there are… clowns

- lmao i love lee’s ruffles

- the theme song is totally ring tone worthy, especially the pom-pom parts

- he keeps a magnet in his cigar

- have we ever discussed lee van cleef’s cheekbones? because i’ve never seen anything like them, truly spectacular

- did they all have such puffy sideburns before

- eyyy aldo canti is back

- those sideburns make lee look considerably older but oh he is beautiful

- okay WHAT is this flirting between clyde and sabata i almost thought they were gonna fuck

- speaking of gay, aldo canti and ignazio spalla are clearly playing different characters than in the first movie… why would you do this to me i want carrincha and alley cat

- the fighting scenes make me feel like i’m watching a terence hill movie but i don’t mind you all know how much i love terence hill movies

- does lee deserve to be in a better movie? a million times yes but i love how much he smiles in this one

- his cigar can shoot darts

- okay i take it back aldo canti’s new boyfriend is cute

- okay hey why are almost all the actors same as in the first one but playing different characters

- where can i get one of those cylinder phonographs and how much would i have to pay?

- lmaooo what were those pants for a moment there i thought the guy was bare-assed

- he jilted his pregnant fiancee? not cool sabata

- i still feel like clyde is coming on to sabata, that gun grab was very erotic

- wtffff NO

- wait they’re alive thank jesus you gave me a heart attack

Okay, so. Silly? Yeah. Deserving to be included in The Fifty Worst Films of All Time? Fuck no. I’d sooner watch this a dozen times than see The Shawshank Redemption ever again.

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